Into the Ilsenstein Chat
Following are the chat logs from the Into the Ilsenstein short.
Session Comments
March 8, 2019 -- Beware the Gingerbread!
[00:00:00] Recording started 
[00:06:30] Lorien: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fm60b0X51c 
[00:06:35] MumbleDJ: Lorien added 1 track to the queue: "Hansel und Gretel" - "The Overture" from YouTube 
[00:06:40] Steel01: Someone make a planes check, please. :P 
[00:06:58] Steel01: Suspiciously. 
[00:07:14] Steel01: Level of tech? 
[00:07:16] Steel01: Medeival? 
[00:08:10] Steel01: Someone else can charisma this. 
[00:09:39] Steel01: Ilinstein? 
[00:10:08] Lorien: Illsenstein 
[00:10:37] Steel01: Can Cailean make a geography check on the name? Not likely on the planet he's used to, but eh. 
[00:10:43] Lorien: sure 
[00:11:07] Steel01: 22 
[00:11:31] Lorien: sounds strange. Not sure about it 
[00:11:36] Steel01: 'k 
[00:12:04] jbennett: 13 
[00:13:28] Steel01: Paranoid. :P 
[00:13:34] MakoSoldier626: Good habit. 
[00:14:16] MakoSoldier626: Freya is not quite that paranoid.... Yet. 
[00:14:38] Steel01: Wow, a stunted Mako char. ;) 
[00:16:12] Steel01: Oh, note to GM: Cailean perpetually has book ward up on his tunic to protect his scrolls. 
[00:17:12] Steel01: click 
[00:17:17] Steel01: *zips lips* 
[00:17:19] Lorien: ;) 
[00:18:22] Steel01: Very good. :P 
[00:20:58] Steel01: Cailean: 20 
[00:21:11] MakoSoldier626: 27 init. 
[00:21:21] jbennett: 15 
[00:21:36] Steel01: What is it with you and stupid high inits? 
[00:21:50] MakoSoldier626: I rolled really really well. 
[00:22:54] Steel01: Get out of 5e. >< 
[00:24:12] Steel01: Also, if we go, we're not flat footed. 
[00:24:19] Lorien: good call, Steel. My bad 
[00:25:07] Lorien: cool 
[00:28:46] Steel01: Yeah, Cailean is somewhat of a coward when it comes to front line fighting... 
[00:29:43] Steel01: EFS is a pain. 
[00:37:45] Steel01: We've got the fire queen here, though no one knows that. 
[00:37:55] Steel01: Mala is inside a efs. 
[00:37:59] Steel01: What can she do? 
[00:38:21] MakoSoldier626: She can... Buff herself... 
[00:38:31] Steel01: Yeah... 
[00:40:08] Lorien: of course, "really bad" is a matter of perspective 
[00:40:35] Steel01: Is slide a swift? 
[00:40:42] MakoSoldier626: ^ 
[00:40:52] Lorien: move, he says 
[00:41:05] Lorien: Baby has been transferred to his lap ;) 
[00:41:31] MakoSoldier626: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/arcanist/arcane-exploits/dimensional-slide-su/ 
[00:41:37] Steel01: Oh wait, was that not targetted? Oops. 
[00:41:46] Lorien: 'sall good :P 
[00:41:49] Steel01: Rules lawyer fail. >< 
[00:43:14] Lorien: I've only played with a reach weapon once. This is great 
[00:47:50] Steel01: Freya can heal herself. Cailean doesn't want to hear it. :P 
[00:48:34] Steel01: It's only half again? Sad. 
[00:48:44] Steel01: Probably not. 
[00:49:35] Steel01: The boar can, though. 
[00:50:25] Steel01: Isn't Freya the tank? :P 
[00:51:52] Steel01: So... to be picky... 
"A theurge must choose and prepare his arcane spells ahead of time by getting 8 hours of sleep and spending 1 hour studying his spellbook." 
Arcanist is probably the same. Are we hand waving that no spells were used the day before? 
[00:53:12] Lorien: sure 
[00:54:02] Steel01: I meant the question I asked earlier. :P Most of what he has on hand is support type stuff for around the city or for defensive emergencies. 
[01:00:44] Steel01: Nitpick: is efs dispellable? 
[01:00:58] Steel01: Oh nm, there's the (D) 
[01:01:51] Steel01: Afk for a sec. Cailean will float down, put away the flying scroll, and follow. 
[01:02:39] MakoSoldier626: Yeah... Saddle sores are a real thing Mala... 
[01:04:53] Steel01: Back 
[01:04:59] Steel01: What'd I miss? 
[01:05:03] jbennett: 28 
[01:05:15] Steel01: Cailean would be flying again, then. 
[01:05:45] Steel01: Squirrel? Squirrel! 
[01:05:52] Steel01: Yeah, not this char. :P 
[01:08:41] Steel01: Nature check, someone? 
[01:09:24] Steel01: Oh. 
[01:09:27] Steel01: Oh no... 
[01:10:53] Steel01: so far, all the knowledges I *don't* have. 
[01:11:11] Steel01: Normally a rabbit, iirc. 
[01:11:19] Steel01: No, but close. 
[01:11:43] Steel01: Living nightmare of d&d infamy, if I guess correctly. 
[01:13:03] Lorien: you totally could have though 
[01:13:08] jbennett: 20 
[01:16:28] Lorien: consider it retconned 
[01:16:34] Lorien: Mala gets a horse summon back ;P 
[01:18:45] Steel01: I rolled five ones... 
[01:20:11] Lorien: woo! 
[01:20:32] Steel01: . . . 
[01:20:33] Steel01: 3 times? 
[01:21:03] Lorien: eee 
[01:21:12] Steel01: Don't wanna hear it. >< *points up* 
[01:26:30] Lorien: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpgiGHW6uG0 
[01:26:46] MumbleDJ: Lorien added 1 track to the queue: Humperdinck - Witch's Ride (Act II, Hexenritt) from Hansel and Gretel from YouTube 
[01:28:01] Lorien: go ahead 
[01:28:07] Lorien: :hacks and coughs unexpectedly: 
[01:31:42] Steel01: Technically yes, but they're like messages and detect magic. 
[01:32:02] Steel01: There are a few reusable scrolls, but not many. 
[01:41:03] jbennett: 8 
[01:41:50] Steel01: Woah. 
[01:46:56] Steel01: I literally took half the spells I had prepared off my sheet. He's got 19 per day. That goes away extremely quickly. 
[01:47:12] Steel01: I think Abe let me prep more given extra time. 
[01:47:55] Lorien: if you'd like to play as such, that's fine, Steel 
[01:47:56] Steel01: Also, only 5 slots are attack spells. He's trying to save stuff for the big bad. 
[01:50:55] Steel01: Okay, if GM says so, I'll put some slots back then. Dearly needed... Thanks. 
[01:51:06] Lorien: :nod: 
[01:51:10] Lorien: y'all aren't done yet, so :P 
[01:51:16] Lorien: make them good :P 
[01:51:24] Steel01: And helps flexibility. 
[01:51:28] Lorien: :nod: 
[01:53:44] Lorien: but it didn't ;) 
[02:04:07] Steel01: It's the Grand Fisher 
[02:10:07] Steel01: So... if it's weak to cold... 
[02:10:12] Steel01: Is it... strong to fire? 
[02:10:20] Lorien: ;) 
[02:13:16] Steel01: Who just got hit with nat 20? 
[02:13:20] Lorien: Mala 
[02:16:14] Steel01: Oh blast. The girl. :P 
[02:16:34] Steel01: Is the girl still standing? 
[02:16:42] Lorien: yes 
[02:16:50] Lorien: but is bruised and freezing :P 
[02:16:54] Steel01: Whew. But not whew. :P 
[02:18:04] jbennett: 40 damage 
[02:19:44] Steel01: Erm. :wat:? 
[02:22:25] Steel01: Poor Cailean. 
[02:22:35] Steel01: No love from the healer. 
[02:26:33] Steel01: Burn it down. 
[02:26:40] Steel01: Except this isn't Albert and Sindar. 
[02:26:43] jbennett: kid first 
[02:27:39] Steel01: Gotta use all the cool toys, eh? ;) 
[02:30:02] Steel01: I really should have played Sindar. Would have been way more... 'fun'. :P 
[02:31:35] Steel01: Oh, Cailean most certainly recovered his scroll of flying before moving into the clearing. 
[02:33:06] Steel01: Thank you... 
[02:33:50] Steel01: And no, Caileans glyph is too small to carry more than him. 
[02:35:06] Lorien: ^^ 
[02:37:13] Steel01: Cailean: 18 
[02:37:30] jbennett: 14 
[02:43:43] Steel01: Sindar would be proud 
[02:44:44] Steel01: Is that still active? 
[02:45:02] Lorien: sorry, I should have made that clearer 
[02:51:31] MakoSoldier626: Oh yeah! Just kick Freya while she's down. 
[02:51:54] Steel01: That's a -4 to attack. ;) 
[02:52:05] Steel01: Oh wait, unarmed? 
[02:58:46] Steel01: That would be kinda epic, actually. :P 
[02:59:01] Steel01: Ah, not pink unicorns? 
[03:00:26] Steel01: Hey, he buffed her. 
[03:00:29] Steel01: Once. 
[03:00:46] Lorien: woo! 
[03:04:56] Steel01: Resist energy. 
[03:11:51] Steel01: Actually, wait. Haste on all the summons too. 
[03:13:24] Steel01: how many now? 
[03:13:50] Steel01: Can they do anything? They're hasted now. 
[03:14:07] Steel01: Pre-roll for crits. :P 
[03:26:56] Steel01: Erm. I missed something. 
[03:36:03] Lorien: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_S2i1G063A 
[03:36:07] MumbleDJ: Lorien added 1 track to the queue: "Hansel und Gretel" - "Prelude to act 3" from YouTube 
[03:42:14] Steel01: Afk for a couple. 
[03:43:57] Lorien: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUJGdUgV4wA 
[03:44:01] MumbleDJ: Lorien added 1 track to the queue: Hänsel und Gretel : Overture to Act 3 from YouTube 
[03:46:18] Steel01: Back, sorry. 
[03:46:40] jbennett: you have sanctuary cast on you 
[03:47:07] Steel01: Oh, interesting. 
[03:47:30] Steel01: What's the situation? See the boy, but is there an evil witch thing around? 
[03:48:01] Steel01: :lolz: 
[03:48:30] Steel01: But, :meh: Gotta be careful with aoe's. 
[03:49:37] Steel01: 20 ft radius, sorry. So, technically could tag a corner and not hit the other. 
[03:50:46] Steel01: Woah. 
[03:50:49] jbennett: clutch 
[03:51:41] Steel01: :lolz: 
[03:51:55] Steel01: *channels Albert* Let's just blow the wall off. 
[03:52:44] Steel01: And now freaked out. 
[03:53:02] Steel01: His 'sister' just flat foot lifted the cage. 
[03:53:33] Steel01: Where is the real G? With the rest of the party. 
[03:53:42] MakoSoldier626: ^ Yep. 
[03:53:45] jbennett: yep 
[03:54:13] Steel01: Where is said rest of party in relation to this room? 
[03:55:31] jbennett: just outside 
[03:56:47] Steel01: Can we nuke the house now? 
[03:57:07] Steel01: Awesome!! 
[04:03:04] Steel01: Oh. Oh meh. 
[04:05:32] jbennett: 22 
[04:08:53] Steel01: Probably not quite as high level, though. 
[04:09:02] Steel01: Here, as opposed to before. 
[04:12:37] Steel01: That's ability damage in general, not just for con. 
[04:13:39] jbennett: "For every 2 points of damage you take to a single ability, apply a –1 penalty to skills and statistics listed with the relevant ability. " 
[04:14:04] jbennett: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/basics-ability-scores/ability-scores/#TOC-Ability-Score-Damage 
[04:20:03] Steel01: shakeshead 
[04:22:14] Steel01: Given the GMs allowance to go back to what Abe allowed, Cailean still has a bit to spare. 
[04:24:00] Recording stopped