Curse of the Crimson Throne Chat

From Bard's Lore

Following are the chat logs from each live session of the Curse of the Crimson Throne arc.

Chat Logs

Session 1

MARCH 12, 2019

[00:00:00] MakoSoldier626: !Resume
[00:00:00] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has resumed audio playback.
[00:00:47] 91minutecrusade: Oh snap, just remembered: do we still have the stuff we got from the Gravehold? No, right? Cuz we were all level 10 then
[00:12:48] Steel01: But of course. :P
[00:13:01] Steel01: Two weeks.
[00:14:39] Steel01: Fuzzy? :P
[00:16:17] Steel01: OH!!
[00:18:03] Nightglider: Where is this person from?
[00:18:24] MakoSoldier626: Korvosa, the first adventure
[00:19:01] Steel01: 2 weeks, ya know.
[00:19:29] Nightglider: Trying to remember if Kohnn met her?
[00:19:34] MakoSoldier626: Nope.
[00:19:48] MakoSoldier626: She was from the very first adventure.
[00:19:49] Steel01: Heh. Can the 'deck' see Kohnn?
[00:20:24] Steel01: :thumbsup:
[00:22:39] Steel01: Does a dragon wearing human skin count? ><
[00:23:30] Steel01: Stripes? Hmmm...
[00:33:14] QSDragonLord: not the feamel versions
[00:33:21] QSDragonLord: female. ahem
[00:33:35] QSDragonLord: theyre sewn shut
[00:33:39] Lorien: that's the worst
[00:33:59] Lorien: whoever decided girls don't like pockets was hugely wrong :P
[00:34:05] Steel01: Heh
[00:34:10] QSDragonLord: the male armor all has cargo pockets though. ;)
[00:34:21] Lorien: lol
[00:35:39] Lorien: :obtains items and leaves peanut gallery once again:
[00:35:50] MakoSoldier626: https://scontent-dfw5-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/0576975ad24ab916f03c7a137c3dedcb/5CDEFA55/t51.2885-15/e35/38540801_231886604136415_6587312421298241536_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.cdninstagram.com
[00:36:03] Steel01: Colorful.
[00:36:36] QSDragonLord: bet.
[00:36:56] Steel01: . . .
[00:37:04] Steel01: Does he look like a butler?
[00:38:00] Steel01: headdesk
[00:38:49] Steel01: Isn't it technically Tanis' talking deck of cards?
[00:40:18] QSDragonLord: itll give you the runz
[00:40:26] QSDragonLord: lol
[00:40:27] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1b66K1PAWBrUvOU_KyE5sibGMxjGMVtd_
[00:42:04] Steel01: Which outside? :P
[00:42:59] QSDragonLord: tanis scrambles to grab one last piece of toast before its gone
[00:43:18] Nightglider: Kohnn grabs the parsley of each plate
[00:43:56] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oUMFNAoaMi_Bh1VBsJe-7sBhrXyiluuo
[00:45:40] MakoSoldier626: !Skip
[00:45:40] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626, the submitter of this track, has voted to skip. Skipping immediately.
[00:45:50] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz_VfV4gKvw
[00:46:03] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Ancient Egyptian Music: Temple of the Soul from YouTube
[00:47:01] Steel01: Planes check?
[00:47:46] Steel01: He mutters, "Hope someone brought sunscreen"
[00:48:56] QSDragonLord: tanis shrinks a little closer to rrutha's boots
[00:51:35] Steel01: Sindar is more than a bit disturbed that his backup is unavailable atm.
[00:51:57] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U1ctxfNKWLCumpsoBwgSXV4qnMejoo80
[00:52:22] Steel01: Water on the plane of fire? Fun.
[00:56:20] Steel01: Wait... What?
[00:56:24] Steel01: Did we know that?
[00:56:41] Steel01: That the maidens were the Queens personal guard?
[00:57:28] Steel01: Maybe the LG shouldn't be so hard on Albert with that in mind. :P
[01:00:21] Steel01: That just gives us more stuff to blow up, right?
[01:00:31] Steel01: #cg
[01:03:08] Steel01: . . .
[01:03:23] Steel01: Oh. Oh you did, didn't you. ><
[01:04:21] CelticKraut connected.
[01:08:02] Steel01: Who are you again?
[01:12:04] 91minutecrusade: Xaq is ostensibly sleeping in. The others are hearing the breakdown from Lady Croft from the city guard
[01:16:37] QSDragonLord: ewww
[01:19:31] Steel01: Sindar rolls terribly on arcana, 16.
[01:21:01] MakoSoldier626: The cache consists of four potions of cure serious wounds, three potions of lesser restoration, two potions of remove disease, a wand of invisibility (10 charges), and a wand of cure moderate wounds (30 charges).
[01:22:01] Steel01: Unless someone objects, Sindar will take two of the cure serious. Seeing as he can't heal himself.
[01:24:44] Steel01: *starts to ring bells*
[01:25:02] QSDragonLord: isn't that Saul's last name?
[01:25:59] MakoSoldier626: Yes it is.
[01:26:51] MakoSoldier626: Riddleport is quite close to Korvosa in the grand scheme of things.
[01:31:09] QSDragonLord: brb
[01:34:43] Steel01: Note to selves: don't ever try to use more than you've paid for with these merchants.
[01:36:39] Steel01: 'Should'.
[01:37:11] MakoSoldier626: https://themarketplacegrillcafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/BREAKFAST-MEAT-LOVER%E2%80%99S-CREPE-1.jpg
[01:37:37] Steel01: ><
[01:37:59] Steel01: #welltraveled
[01:38:42] QSDragonLord: brb
[01:39:28] QSDragonLord: back
[01:39:44] Steel01: Though... we just literally went to the plane of fire to not discuss this here. :P
[01:39:53] Steel01: And now it's being repeated in plain sight.
[01:39:56] QSDragonLord: tanis looks very agitated now that they are back in the garrison
[01:41:20] Steel01: Oh huh, Magus not not have message. Nm.
[01:41:26] Steel01: *does not
[01:42:09] Steel01: Just hide in someone's backpack.
[01:48:25] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAuTRI5GucM
[01:48:30] Steel01: Mu 1 is cooking, Mu 73 is over there. Mu 934 is right in front of you.
[01:48:41] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Fantasy Ambiance (DnD) - Dark City from YouTube
[01:48:43] MakoSoldier626: !Pause
[01:48:43] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has paused audio playback.
[01:49:39] Steel01: Please no.
[01:49:40] QSDragonLord: not yet
[01:49:53] QSDragonLord: Solas is in the city too! lol
[01:51:07] MakoSoldier626: !Resume
[01:51:07] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has resumed audio playback.
[01:51:24] Nightglider: No one ever asked where Kohnn is from...
[01:51:36] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has changed the volume to 0.09.
[01:51:55] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has changed the volume to 0.20.
[01:53:12] QSDragonLord: wow, so suspicious of a child...
[01:55:01] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1bzmMpwcbNMoT95xu2Q5VFDZfP1yVzfuc
[02:01:27] Steel01: Autumn Lady light and fair.
[02:01:36] Steel01: 0_)
[02:01:39] Steel01: 0_0
[02:06:34] CelticKraut: brb
[02:15:54] Steel01: . . .
[02:16:19] CelticKraut: back
[02:18:15] 91minutecrusade: well geez
[02:18:18] 91minutecrusade: what a bummer
[02:22:52] QSDragonLord: lol
[02:22:54] Steel01: Not this character...
[02:23:36] Steel01: Someone presti a piece of paper. :P
[02:24:01] Steel01: :rofl:
[02:26:59] Steel01: Does Xak fall into the room? :P
[02:27:04] Steel01: Since he was leaning on it?
[02:29:43] Steel01: And Sindar is supposed to be the chaotic. :P
[02:30:39] Steel01: Kick down all the doors.
[02:32:51] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kZ7XLGxlRGFkiDrFBwMvgE-igzuBImnr
[02:33:17] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kZ7XLGxlRGFkiDrFBwMvgE-igzuBImnr
[02:36:10] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1EhrMmLexBMrCa_OYvXgDEdfNJe_yJYxL
[02:37:28] Steel01: So, we do have a deck of cards with life sense. :P
[02:37:42] 91minutecrusade: Good point!
[02:38:39] Steel01: Oh no.
[02:40:45] Steel01: +0
[02:41:01] Steel01: :rofl:
[02:41:12] Steel01: Make a will save.
[02:42:13] Steel01: :lolz:
[02:46:43] Steel01: Sindar: 24
[02:47:43] Nightglider: 14
[02:47:46] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYFU_RiefKk&list=PLaAvwzyFZBq9wpygqg64QsiyRBz-o7oYZ&index=2
[02:47:52] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Darkest Dungeon - Combat Music from YouTube
[02:49:03] MumbleDJ: Steel01 has changed the volume to 0.05.
[02:49:13] MumbleDJ: Steel01 has changed the volume to 0.08.
[02:49:16] QSDragonLord: 10 rounds
[02:51:48] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=142lpzLiw8XcnwU9oLfC98etkyGOAOR_D
[02:53:06] 91minutecrusade: MANTISSASSINS!
[02:53:27] Steel01: . . .
[02:53:38] Steel01: My math is making me more paranoid.
[02:54:40] Steel01: So no sneak attack at least.
[02:55:33] Steel01: 8
[02:55:38] Steel01: Yes. There was something else.
[02:55:52] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=15T-cjq2lYETXS3qiJltMHQm7pnhG9uHk
[02:57:05] 91minutecrusade: I mentioned Rrutha had 11 Init right?
[02:57:12] 91minutecrusade: Ok good
[03:00:05] MakoSoldier626:
Sindar Order # 24
Khonn Order # 15
Xak(Shaq) Order # 14
Tannis Order # 13
Rootha Order # 11
[03:00:09] MakoSoldier626: ^Initiative
[03:00:53] Steel01: Bonus?
[03:00:59] QSDragonLord: 5e ism
[03:00:59] Steel01: Get your head out of 5e. ;)
[03:01:05] QSDragonLord: lol
[03:05:25] QSDragonLord: youre welcome :)
[03:06:37] QSDragonLord: paladin detect is on a person, not a cone
[03:06:44] QSDragonLord: on a target rather
[03:07:53] QSDragonLord: coup de grace the one in front of you
[03:08:39] Steel01: Ranged weapon.
[03:11:31] QSDragonLord: you cut the buttons from his shirt
[03:13:30] Steel01: So, he technically could use the chakram a melee to coup de grace, but has to make a reflex to not cut himself, so he prefers not to.
[03:13:47] QSDragonLord: totally should do it anyway
[03:14:51] Steel01: Ranged attack, aoo.
[03:16:08] Steel01: I hope that's all it is. Just flammable.
[03:16:18] QSDragonLord: 23 reflex
[03:16:42] Steel01: The only dust that comes to mind from this campaign is really bad.
[03:17:20] Steel01: Well, wasn't dust per se, but could be.
[03:19:27] Steel01: Other systems give that some pretty high mods. Like +10.
[03:20:21] Steel01: Except... immunity to fire.
[03:21:09] Steel01: +4 prone, +2 partial cover?
[03:21:44] QSDragonLord: -4 prone versus melee
[03:22:27] Steel01: Sindar is ranged, so... +4 to ac versus ranged, right?
[03:22:46] QSDragonLord: yup
[03:23:07] Steel01: So, ac at least 19, and now has a +6 mod. Hmmm…
[03:26:34] QSDragonLord: 1 1/2 for two handed
[03:26:45] QSDragonLord: ND THEN MULTIPLY FOR CRIT
[03:27:47] QSDragonLord: much better :)
[03:28:12] QSDragonLord: a few ribs
[03:39:43] Steel01: For purposes of dr.
[03:41:59] Steel01: Dimension Door.
[03:43:48] QSDragonLord: 16
[03:46:00] Steel01: I think it's mod is higher than our touch ac.
[03:50:42] Steel01: :lolz:
[03:50:44] QSDragonLord: bring that amazing rug!
[03:50:51] Steel01: ^
[03:50:59] Steel01: Grab the rug!
[03:51:52] Steel01: Who is probably gonna be ticked.
[03:52:01] Steel01: You summoned me into WHAT?!?
[03:53:59] Steel01: Nitpick. Should that summon have taken longer due to the effect of the field we're in?
[03:54:36] QSDragonLord: that hasn't been being applied so far, but using the breath weap makes it a swift action normally anyway
[03:55:09] QSDragonLord: sorry. standard action
[03:55:16] Steel01: Come on, we got the worlds split again, keep the names straight. ;)
[03:55:57] QSDragonLord: lol
[03:55:58] Steel01: HEY!
[03:58:57] QSDragonLord: Tanis hasn't landed yet
[03:59:38] MakoSoldier626: !Skip
[03:59:38] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626, the submitter of this track, has voted to skip. Skipping immediately.
[04:04:08] CelticKraut: im out guys. have a great week!
[04:04:13] CelticKraut left channel and disconnected.
[04:07:16] QSDragonLord: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/i/instant-armor/

Session 2

March 19, 2019

Session 3

April 2, 2019

[00:00:00] Steel01 started recording.
[00:04:02] Steel01: Not I.
[00:04:31] QSDragonLord: Tanis would like to go out and gather info during that time
[00:04:58] Steel01: Oh oh, before forgetting, Sindar is gonna find Tanis and open that box before they head out again.
[00:06:44] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sL0omwElxw
[00:06:44] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Rain & Thunderstorm Sounds | Crackling Fireplace | 3 Hours from YouTube
[00:09:57] QSDragonLord: almost a 20... :/
[00:12:18] Steel01: Are y'all back nearby?
[00:19:40] Steel01: Split party!!
[00:20:05] QSDragonLord: lol
[00:20:09] Steel01: :lolz:
[00:21:14] QSDragonLord: 27 stealth
[00:22:08] Steel01: 24
[00:22:47] Steel01: Rabbit. :P
[00:22:48] QSDragonLord: Tanis will proc her dragon wings and fly up
[00:27:18] QSDragonLord: its a hello kitty bag
[00:29:02] QSDragonLord: Mukan's stealth is 34
[00:32:30] Steel01: *looks at spell list*
*realizes Sindar has fly prepared*
headdesk
[00:34:08] QSDragonLord: playing the threads of fate is hard...
[00:34:51] 91minutecrusade: Meanwhile, Rrutha wanders around the slums...
[00:35:11] 91minutecrusade: Not hearing any of this stealthy nonsense
[00:35:31] QSDragonLord: woohoo!
[00:37:14] Steel01: The house glows like a beacon now.
[00:37:58] 91minutecrusade: Does that mean Rrutha can see the glow?
[00:41:01] Steel01: Sindar attempts to identify what the cloak does. 30 arcana.
[00:42:51] Steel01: What was the rapier?
[00:43:02] MakoSoldier626: +2 keen Rapier
[00:43:10] Steel01: :lolz:
[00:50:53] Steel01: Poor Rrutha. :P
[00:53:59] Steel01: GM: Side question. Does the deck that Rrutha has have a King of Spades?
[00:58:38] 91minutecrusade: Would it actually be possible to put Khonn in the magical armor and Rrutha to use whatever armor he's currently using?
[00:58:48] 91minutecrusade: On the LD
[00:58:51] 91minutecrusade: *DL
[00:59:34] Nightglider: Maybe some...
[01:04:30] Steel01: As Tanis freaks.
[01:04:36] QSDragonLord: tanis speas under her breath about something that will never happen.
[01:04:41] QSDragonLord: speaks*
[01:06:31] Nightglider: Anyone have a list of the bag contents?
[01:06:58] QSDragonLord: not yet
[01:11:21] QSDragonLord: Tanis uses her sleeves of many garments to disguise herself as a commoner child, just tagging along with this group. Disguise check was 40.
[01:11:49] QSDragonLord: coin for a poor kid?
[01:12:32] Steel01: Most of us can't stealth...
[01:13:04] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1XbVhUpAAA
[01:13:05] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Spooky Japanese Music - Ghosts of Japan from YouTube
[01:14:19] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nyOp5qHP2zMcOrnqZjDMaEGU5-Vf1miX
[01:17:08] QSDragonLord: lol
[01:19:03] QSDragonLord: tanis uses invis on self
[01:20:07] QSDragonLord: tanis will sneak up to the leader, within reaching distance
[01:20:18] QSDragonLord: nat 20 on stealth
[01:21:28] Steel01: Raining acid, iirc.
[01:23:11] Steel01: A LOT
[01:27:08] Steel01: Sindar mutters into whipser: "And people call me crazy"
[01:27:50] QSDragonLord: "kick down the door!" in whisper
[01:30:51] Steel01: They're bored. And we made things interesting. :P
[01:33:09] Steel01: Everyone make will saves.
[01:33:27] Steel01: >< Probably about as well as this is gonna go.
[01:34:02] Steel01: #rickitybridge
Oh bother.
[01:34:16] QSDragonLord: #ricketybridges
[01:34:28] QSDragonLord: tanis and mukan watch from the shadows
[01:37:38] QSDragonLord: cop out
[01:41:17] QSDragonLord: Kohnn dances a softshoe as he crosses
[01:41:18] Steel01: No worries.
[01:42:21] Steel01: Tell that to Bo. :P
[01:44:51] 91minutecrusade: Playing dumb doesn
[01:44:57] 91minutecrusade: t count as lying
[01:46:13] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xal96yhlGjE
[01:46:13] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: The Chairman's Waltz (Extended) from YouTube
[01:46:19] QSDragonLord: there taking the loot to isengard!
[01:47:00] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1VOfukDF2oHdnTR4jfLgepXbmlDu4hcaZ
[01:48:28] Steel01: Sindar falls back a step and as the door is opening, casts detect. 15 slight of hand.
[01:48:46] Steel01: (with the +2 for aid of distraction)
[01:48:50] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has changed the volume to 0.05.
[01:52:26] Lorien: :arrives with virtual popcorn and peanuts:
[01:53:12] QSDragonLord: 21 perception
[01:54:10] Lorien: always watching.....
[01:54:19] Lorien: *sees a monster from Monster's Inc*
[01:54:24] QSDragonLord: Roz!
[01:56:34] Steel01: Do they recognize us...
[01:56:43] MakoSoldier626: Not yet...
[02:03:08] Steel01: Magic ping?
[02:04:23] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1grLamUPV14CZgoQIwltkdNWCci5mB79V
[02:04:28] MakoSoldier626: ^Tall Knife
[02:05:28] QSDragonLord: yes
[02:05:35] QSDragonLord: the answer is yes
[02:05:59] QSDragonLord: Tanis will tell Xaq to say yes
[02:06:52] QSDragonLord: do we recognize him?
[02:07:17] Lorien: was gonna say... I think I recognize him :P Haven't y'all come into contact with this guy before?
[02:07:26] Steel01: Oh yes.
[02:07:30] Steel01: Multiple times.
[02:08:02] QSDragonLord: in whisper, "we need to kill him. I should kill him now. let me kill him"
[02:08:41] QSDragonLord: woot!
[02:09:12] Steel01: Sindar mutters back, "As much as I love a fight... do you really think we can fight our way out on our own?"
[02:09:25] 91minutecrusade: HE'S VAPING!
[02:09:30] QSDragonLord: lol
[02:10:20] 91minutecrusade: There was a graveyard?
[02:10:21] QSDragonLord: lol. we do have a signature...
[02:10:21] Steel01: Haunted ship, btw.
[02:10:25] 91minutecrusade: Was I not there?
[02:10:44] Steel01: It was Alberts fault. *points at empty spot*
[02:10:59] QSDragonLord: "let me kill him. no one would see."
[02:11:12] Steel01: Can you guarentee it?
[02:11:29] QSDragonLord: hmm. bestow curse?
[02:11:58] QSDragonLord: hold person and dagger dagger
[02:12:10] Steel01: Not in a single round.
[02:12:16] Steel01: GM: Guard count?
[02:12:27] QSDragonLord: technically surprise action and first round.
[02:12:53] Steel01: Hmm...
[02:13:46] QSDragonLord: waiting for the answer on guard count
[02:14:00] MakoSoldier626: 4 Guards.
[02:14:07] QSDragonLord: lets do it.
[02:14:56] QSDragonLord: Tanis draws her dreamspider silver dagger.
[02:16:38] QSDragonLord: ask about vencarlo
[02:17:28] 91minutecrusade: Should we mention the red mantis cult?
[02:19:06] Steel01: Well, at least the blasted poofing spiders shouldn't be so useful this time around.
[02:19:19] QSDragonLord: "we should just kill this guy. but barvossi first"
[02:19:57] Steel01: "You start it, we'll follow. But be sure you can finish it."
[02:22:06] QSDragonLord: Tanis will sneak fly around behind Barvossi. and contemplate life decisions
[02:25:11] Steel01: In plain sight/
[02:25:13] Steel01: ?
[02:25:28] QSDragonLord: magical summons, man
[02:26:04] Nightglider: Slight of hand...
[02:27:25] QSDragonLord: Tanis uses scrolls
[02:28:56] QSDragonLord: it has a "made in Eden" tag in the back of the neck
[02:28:58] Steel01: Question to other players. Does anyone recall if Barvosi could see inivible?
[02:29:32] QSDragonLord: no reason to think so. he would have seen kohnn and Tanis if he could
[02:31:04] QSDragonLord: shes just pulling it all out of her pants and suiting up, guybrush threepwood style
[02:31:47] Steel01: Paladin. Evil dagger.
[02:32:37] Steel01: Oh. Oh boy.
[02:34:48] Steel01: Did we heal our con damage from the last encounter with the rust monsters?
[02:34:57] Steel01: Curses.
[02:35:09] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1X3H8RL3eawLK5JIGyOFPhFcW-be4QS1X
[02:36:12] Steel01 stopped recording.

Session 4

April 16, 2019

[00:00:00] Recording started
[00:00:06] QSDragonLord: someone please roll 3d8+7 for me
[00:00:12] Steel01: On it.
[00:00:35] Steel01: 23
[00:00:56] QSDragonLord: 23 hit pts for Xaq.
[00:01:26] CelticKraut: my hp is doubled
[00:02:05] QSDragonLord: steel, please roll 6d6(2 uses of lay on hands)
[00:02:30] Steel01: Ew. 3 1's in there...
[00:02:35] Steel01: 15
[00:02:46] QSDragonLord: 15 more HP for Xaq
[00:16:25] QSDragonLord: xaq wasn't with us then
[00:16:58] Steel01: Heh
[00:19:09] Steel01: Getting a total Vong vibe here.
[00:20:04] QSDragonLord: although that would be a gift, right?
[00:22:02] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xal96yhlGjE&t=65s
[00:22:08] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: The Chairman's Waltz (Extended) from YouTube
[00:22:49] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has changed the volume to 0.10.
[00:25:37] Steel01: She's plenty lawful herself. :P
[00:26:08] Steel01: :lolz:
[00:26:41] QSDragonLord: don't go to church with her!
[00:28:28] Steel01: There's a spell for that.
[00:32:48] QSDragonLord: the temple of zonkuthon is basically an MMA gym with an open mat and several available rings
[00:38:13] Steel01: Oh boy.
[00:38:20] QSDragonLord: thats not pain leaving the body, thats a chemical burn...
[00:38:21] Steel01: 0_0
[00:38:46] Steel01: Player is trying to recall what this was.
[00:40:42] Steel01: Wait... is that...
[00:40:58] Steel01: vicious scythe?
[00:41:08] CelticKraut: yup.
[00:44:02] MakoSoldier626: Laroi Vaus
00:46:49] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Bda-_atAk&t=223s
[00:46:56] QSDragonLord: should tanis also roll init?
[00:46:56] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Epic Orchestra Music Compilation Vol. 3 - Dark Battle Edition from YouTube
[00:47:40] QSDragonLord: 23 init
[00:50:11] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1X3H8RL3eawLK5JIGyOFPhFcW-be4QS1X
[00:51:07] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 has changed the volume to 0.06.
[00:56:10] CelticKraut: afk
[00:57:51] CelticKraut: back
[00:57:53] QSDragonLord: blast
[01:00:25] Steel01: It's a philosophers stone gone wrong...
[01:00:40] QSDragonLord: 17
[01:01:22] Steel01: percentile 13
[01:01:59] Steel01: Oh joy.
[01:02:11] QSDragonLord: the spittle was a free action?
[01:04:13] QSDragonLord: should have just killed Barvossi
[01:05:26] Nightglider: And left your friends to die...
[01:11:11] 91 connected and entered channel.
[01:13:37] 91minutecrusade: What's the INIT and what did Xaq do?
[01:13:48] 91minutecrusade: Can I get a brief typed-up recap so far?
[01:19:58] QSDragonLord: good luck. Tanis is pretty imposing after all. lol
[01:20:30] 91minutecrusade: True. But Rrutha going all Protector mode on Tanis' behalf miiight contend!
[01:20:33] QSDragonLord: so this is a blind rage?
[01:20:55] QSDragonLord: Xaq only sees red. smears of red
[01:22:58] QSDragonLord: 0.0
[01:23:13] QSDragonLord: lots of red. red everywhere.
[01:23:56] QSDragonLord: well then.
[01:24:12] QSDragonLord: you did just give him a sweet scythe.
[01:25:32] Steel01: This music sounds like it's straight out of Fairy Tail.
[01:30:05] QSDragonLord: dc 12
[01:32:06] Steel01: Hehehe
[01:32:10] QSDragonLord: tanis looks horrified at Xaq, and repulses the voice in her head
[01:33:55] QSDragonLord: misses sindar, and hits a spitoon in the corner
[01:35:08] 91minutecrusade: Are these things living creatures? Like, healed by positive energy, d'y'think?
[01:40:19] QSDragonLord: 34%
[01:40:33] QSDragonLord: moving inside it should trigger, right?
[01:40:36] Rydia connected and entered channel.
[01:41:12] Nightglider: 29%
[01:41:30] CelticKraut: afk
[01:43:06] CelticKraut: back
[01:45:45] Rydia: don't doe guys
[01:45:49] Rydia: *die
[01:45:58] Steel01: Oh hey! Welcome.
[01:46:07] Steel01: And there's a very real possibility of that.
[01:46:47] QSDragonLord: lay on hands is a standard on someone else
[01:46:52] QSDragonLord: swift on yourself
[01:47:22] QSDragonLord: what was the healing?
[01:47:36] QSDragonLord: thank you
[01:47:56] 91minutecrusade: No worries
[01:48:58] Steel01: And damage die is like d3, isn't it?
[01:49:29] Steel01: As an improvised weapon...
[01:49:54] Steel01: Can't you use real weapons in odd ways as improvised?
[01:52:52] QSDragonLord: so sad. poor kid has lost it. it was all just too much for her in the end...
[01:53:29] Steel01: Where's a force aggro when you need it?
[01:54:43] QSDragonLord: 19
[02:01:14] Rydia: well, one out of six isn't bad
[02:07:28] Steel01: It didn't ping as evil, remember?
[02:07:42] Steel01: That.
[02:11:05] 91minutecrusade: Aaaaaand waiting again lol
[02:13:45] Steel01: Hmmm... Okay, I'll check.
[02:14:27] Steel01: `ERROR: unable to download video data: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden`
[02:14:31] Steel01: Erm. Awesome.
[02:14:34] Steel01: Try that again?
[02:16:06] 91minutecrusade: Surprising no one
[02:17:47] Steel01: Does the form drop or is Tanis' body still standing?
[02:23:30] QSDragonLord: not worth it
[02:23:57] QSDragonLord: don't heal the monsters, or they'll do it again
[02:28:57] QSDragonLord: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment/weapons/weapon-descriptions/club-great/
[02:29:26] QSDragonLord: its really great
[02:30:09] QSDragonLord: mathing! mathing!
[02:31:35] Steel01: Inflict serious wounds. It can't miss. :P
[02:32:18] Steel01: Is it not su as a class ability?
[02:37:38] 91minutecrusade: So are these things, like, flesh oozes? Cuz they seem a lot like symbiotes right now
[02:38:22] Steel01: Does sleep even work on creatures of this CR?
[02:38:33] Steel01: 0_0
[02:38:58] Nightglider: One fell asleep before...
[02:39:33] Steel01: Right. But most stuff at this level, that shouldn't work. Sleep can only affect 4HD.
[02:39:57] Steel01: It's rather annoying.
[02:44:58] Steel01: And none of the guards moved due to the sound outside?
[02:46:46] QSDragonLord: Xaq has the club
[02:50:06] QSDragonLord: see, some deities are awesome. not creepy.
[02:52:32] Rydia left channel and disconnected.
[02:53:18] QSDragonLord: you can see clearly now, the goo is gone...
[02:54:37] Steel01: He also only has 5 BAB.


Session 5

April 23, 2019

[00:00:00] Steel01 started recording.
[00:01:28] Steel01: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6WquSVToI&list=PLaAvwzyFZBq_YCIuOmyzgpG9E9tyTxYzz
[00:01:32] MumbleDJ: Steel01 added 1 track to the queue: Medieval Celtic Music | Fantasy Music | Relax, Study & Ambience from YouTube
[00:04:23] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xal96yhlGjE&t=71s
[00:04:27] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: The Chairman's Waltz (Extended) from YouTube
[00:06:39] Steel01: :lolz:
[00:09:45] QSDragonLord: tanis mumbles under her breath about what she would do to him
[00:10:01] Steel01: Tanis does.
[00:10:11] QSDragonLord: tanis crosses her fingers
[00:14:27] Steel01: High?
[00:14:41] Steel01: What level is she...
[00:14:48] QSDragonLord: tanis mumbles, "I didnt invite her"
[00:14:54] Steel01: And how bad an enemy would she actually be...
[00:16:28] Steel01: Torture him...
[00:20:15] Steel01: Player doesn't recall. Didn't Barvosi pull something right before we burnt his place down?
[00:21:15] Steel01: ^^^
[00:21:23] Steel01: I need an answer to that for Sindar to really respond.
[00:21:34] MakoSoldier626: Not that the GM can call...
[00:21:45] MakoSoldier626: You guys were losing in the knife game.
[00:21:49] QSDragonLord: tanis repeats "repeatedly" for dramatic emphasis
[00:21:53] Steel01: Hmm. Well, chaotic.
[00:23:51] Steel01: Wand?
[00:29:18] QSDragonLord: nope
[00:31:02] QSDragonLord: you can summon it back later
[00:31:07] QSDragonLord: maybe?
[00:36:05] Steel01: The chaotic wants to say, go for it. :P
[00:37:17] Steel01: That would be humorous, though.
[00:37:33] Steel01: It's the story of campaign, right? Failing to kill bosses?
[00:39:23] QSDragonLord: tanis is working to hide her nerves at the idea
[00:40:01] QSDragonLord: diplomacy check!?
[00:40:24] QSDragonLord: sweet. my life is worth +2
[00:40:31] 91minutecrusade: Lol perfect
[00:40:32] Steel01: Yup
[00:41:26] QSDragonLord: mukan remains close and defensive
[00:41:52] Steel01: Will save...
[00:42:07] QSDragonLord: arcana chrck?
[00:42:09] 91minutecrusade: URSULA!
[00:42:13] Steel01: This is a combat situation?
[00:43:06] Steel01: Not fascinate, then? :meh:
[00:43:32] Steel01: Oh.
[00:43:38] Steel01: *googles something real quick*
[00:44:17] Steel01: Not the one I thought.
[00:49:56] Steel01: Technical note. The contract only mentions Tanis right? There's nothing binding the rest of the party? Magically, that is.
[00:50:03] QSDragonLord: yes
[00:50:21] QSDragonLord: newest guest? is that salvatore?
[00:50:52] Steel01: So, hypothetically speaking. If we offed the emperor before he could trigger the thought of 'contract broken', Tanis would be free?
[00:52:34] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=14FFUJRq7W_GgkRgC_FlzfFQrVmocOBG9
[00:57:35] QSDragonLord: can tanis stealth among the paintings and tables?
[00:57:47] MakoSoldier626: I'll allow that...
[00:58:10] QSDragonLord: 24 stealth
[00:59:39] Steel01: Can Sindar make a perception check to see if there's a bump on Salvatores hand like appeared on Tanis'?
[01:00:16] Steel01: Only a 17, though.
[01:00:30] MakoSoldier626: No Bump.
[01:00:38] Steel01: Hmm. Okay.
[01:01:04] QSDragonLord: tanis will cast message again but on Salvatore
[01:03:38] Steel01: 6+ spells. Scry is probably easy.
[01:08:46] QSDragonLord: tanis: "I'd like to put some steel in his soul" muttered
[01:09:22] QSDragonLord: not hard
[01:09:42] Steel01: 0_0
[01:09:49] Steel01: This...
[01:09:55] Steel01: Is a very scary proposition.
[01:10:01] QSDragonLord: we should really just kill him
[01:10:50] Steel01: :lolz:
[01:11:18] QSDragonLord: ouch
[01:11:29] QSDragonLord: lol
[01:11:46] Steel01: This is creepy.
[01:11:58] Steel01: But humorous.
[01:12:03] QSDragonLord: xaq, you still want to visit her church?
[01:12:13] Steel01: But seriously creepy for what this could turn him into.
[01:13:26] QSDragonLord: xaq is like, "man, I almost dated her."
[01:14:25] QSDragonLord: tanis will mount Mukan and fly above them
[01:14:36] Steel01: Once they're out of sight, Sindar casts detect magic and looks for scrying cameras or similar.
[01:15:06] MakoSoldier626: You get a faint magical signature from Tanis...
[01:15:24] Steel01: Did Tanis book it within three rounds?
[01:15:30] Steel01: @QS
[01:16:02] QSDragonLord: yeah, pretty quick.
[01:16:21] Steel01: Okay, so Sindar didn't get to see type of magic. Maybe later.
[01:16:51] QSDragonLord: shes scared, and doesn't know if she made the right call. besides, Mukan is being really protective of her right now
[01:17:37] QSDragonLord: 27 stealth for Mukan and Tanis as they fly.
[01:19:54] Steel01: I mean... She's used to being reviled.
[01:20:46] QSDragonLord: Tanis and Mukan remain in the air, but do not come down with the others
[01:20:58] QSDragonLord: stealth was 27
[01:28:49] Steel01: Rule of RP. He'll be back.
[01:29:14] Steel01: Did Kohnn hide himself on the way back?
[01:29:42] QSDragonLord: not from the party
[01:29:45] Steel01: Or did he parade Jack's outfit through town?
[01:29:58] QSDragonLord: nah
[01:30:03] Steel01: Okay, good. :P
[01:32:44] Steel01: Sindar gives a significant look at the pally.
[01:33:09] Steel01: (Sindar doesn't have knowledge religion)
[01:36:45] Steel01: shudders
[01:38:00] Steel01: Yeah. Bad feeling mostly confirmed.
[01:39:02] QSDragonLord: 4th and broadway
[01:48:52] QSDragonLord: salvatore?
[01:49:03] Steel01: :P thank you
[01:50:09] QSDragonLord: he should come with us.
[01:50:22] QSDragonLord: after all, the emperor wouldnt follow
[01:50:49] QSDragonLord: ask him again in two days
[01:51:01] Steel01: ^
[01:55:21] QSDragonLord: as ya do
[01:55:57] Steel01: Too bad we didn't grab the rug.
[01:56:27] QSDragonLord: Tanis is sleeping under Mukan's wing, on a high tower near by
[01:57:12] QSDragonLord: wouldn't have matched the decor here...
[01:58:28] QSDragonLord: sorry guys.
[02:00:18] QSDragonLord: the shield dampened our magic too. it probably is blocking the extra planar communication
[02:00:42] QSDragonLord: #metagamingpigeon #coocoo
[02:03:39] QSDragonLord: ruka and minn know about that stuff...
[02:03:48] MakoSoldier626: Yup
[02:03:48] Steel01: ^^^^^^^^^
[02:05:21] QSDragonLord: although, it would fit our MO. we should try it
[02:05:43] QSDragonLord: Albert isn't here...
[02:05:50] QSDragonLord: true
[02:06:01] Steel01: Sindar can burn stuff down too. Ask Barvosi. :P
Steel01 stopped recording.


Session 6

May 14, 2019


Session 6

May 21, 2019

[00:00:00] Recording started
[00:03:52] 91minutecrusade: Spelling on Neolandis?
[00:06:45] MakoSoldier626: Neolandus Kalepopolis
[00:09:02] Steel01: That.
[00:11:50] Steel01: Wrong system anyways. :P
[00:22:04] Steel01: Iirc, it went up after the queen did stuff, but I don't think we know if they were directly related.
[00:22:58] QSDragonLord: thats healed after the night's rest, right?
[00:24:23] MakoSoldier626: Rootha: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/r/restoration
[00:24:58] Steel01: Huh, so looking again, Sindar only had a -1. But with as few hp as he has, that's bad enough.
[00:25:01] QSDragonLord: did we get Kohn yet?
[00:25:04] Steel01: So, he's fine.
[00:25:22] Steel01: If we didn't, a ghost was talking earlier. :P
[00:29:32] Steel01: Pen name?
[00:30:39] Steel01: :lolz:
[00:32:05] Steel01: I'd prefer it didn't, actually.
[00:34:02] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZFf9lYHn_c
[00:34:02] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Voices of The Night (BEAUTIFUL CHILLOUT MIX) يا ليـــــل from YouTube
[00:37:42] 91minutecrusade: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/paladiN/#TOC-Aura-of-Resolve-Su-
[00:38:00] Steel01: Ah, nice.
[00:38:06] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1QvBZ3ymPlVx1_4TXzVbCDgzduGtKMpl0
[00:39:42] QSDragonLord: tanis's stealth is 20
[00:44:40] MakoSoldier626: !add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chzHd1uSP_A
[00:44:40] MumbleDJ: MakoSoldier626 added 1 track to the queue: Arabic Spanish Music ~ Andalucia Nights from YouTube
[00:45:06] QSDragonLord: sorry guys, no clutch rolls here
[00:45:16] 91minutecrusade: Issokay
[00:49:04] Steel01: Don't split the party.
[00:53:34] QSDragonLord: tanis is gonna look around during this, and see if there is anyone who looks like they are...not employed by Glorio
[00:53:40] Steel01: We're walking into the black market. The LG is specifically going to the black market to outfit. I find humor in this.
[00:54:43] QSDragonLord: perception 20
[01:01:43] QSDragonLord: we should start a non profit
[01:02:04] Steel01: Does the Oracle have create food? :P
[01:02:20] QSDragonLord: nope
[01:04:22] Steel01: *looks for current gold count*
[01:04:32] Steel01: I actually don't know how much Sindar has atm...
[01:09:54] QSDragonLord: tanis doesn't eat any of the fruit or nuts, but just carefully stores it in her bag
[01:11:10] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JBw1byUj8aLvvtFAtBe0WZBFCXZckXsh
[01:11:40] Steel01: Bah, beat me to it.
[01:11:41] QSDragonLord: beat me to it. lol
[01:11:46] Steel01: :lolz:
[01:12:07] QSDragonLord: its a little finger phone
[01:12:49] QSDragonLord: Tanis drags her feet on purpose
[01:13:09] 91minutecrusade: There's only one set of footprints...for it was there that Rrutha carried Tanis
[01:13:19] QSDragonLord: lol
[01:13:38] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1G1Pmm_8odkJ1bV1y5KiRm2BS_3x1RVlN
[01:13:56] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1twZqlJ0yLHUVlM9TpmOf-Y_XDdYwVK8k
[01:15:18] QSDragonLord: she meant loot the room
[01:15:22] QSDragonLord: lol
[01:16:27] QSDragonLord: the real question is, how easily can that gold leaf be removed from this furniture?
[01:18:23] MakoSoldier626: ^
[01:19:34] Steel01: It's a status symbol.
[01:20:23] Steel01: GM: It's not been all that long since the old city got blocked off, right?
[01:20:37] MakoSoldier626: A few weeks to a month
[01:20:39] Steel01: So presumably, these people have been in place for quite some time before that.
[01:23:51] QSDragonLord: Tanis looks excited about the cheese and wine, and waits for it.
[01:23:53] MakoSoldier626: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1SLoFpIK9tIsXvUhYfoRwfNF0R36RPhkC
[01:24:11] Steel01: Spooky looking guy.
[01:24:40] Steel01: Better believe it.
[01:25:22] Steel01: Spellcraft to look for the arcane eyes?
[01:26:04] Steel01: 22, trying to see if this guy has permanent true seeing or something on him.
[01:28:58] Steel01: This catches Sindars attention.
[01:35:11] Steel01: Today? Woah.
[01:38:56] Steel01: Heavy armor +9,000 gp
[01:40:54] QSDragonLord: Tanis will attempt to dump the cheese plate and bottle of wine into her bag when no one is watching
[01:41:02] Steel01: :lolz:
[01:55:05] Steel01: We really do have info that would be worth a pretty penny.
[01:56:22] QSDragonLord: tanis will motion to the servants, and then point to the empty cheese plate innocently, hoping they will refill it.
[01:56:34] MakoSoldier626: They will...
[01:59:53] QSDragonLord: 13
[02:00:46] Nightglider: “Fair”
[02:03:17] Steel01: Oh bother.
[02:03:41] Nightglider: Is that the name of the date lady?
[02:11:37] Steel01: Whew. 6th level druid spell.
[02:17:30] Steel01: Has Tanis eaten anything off those plates?
[02:18:14] Nightglider: Pretty sure she scarfed down a whole plate
[02:18:56] Steel01: Well, she kept dumping in her bag. Player is having suspicions.
[02:20:24] Nightglider: I think 2 plates went in the bag
[02:20:29] QSDragonLord: no, she didn't eat anything from the plates
[02:20:54] Steel01: Didn't think so.
[02:22:05] Steel01: And hope the paranoid emperor doesn't have true seeing.
[02:24:32] Nightglider: Sneak it into his drink...
[02:24:32] MakoSoldier626: True Seeing doesn't penetrate armor.
[02:27:20] QSDragonLord: we also have a wand of invis, and the emperor didn't have invis protection last time
[02:29:00] MakoSoldier626: But he also knows invisible people popped up in his castle just last night.
[02:30:55] QSDragonLord: yes, but if you hit soon enough, he may not have that patched yet.